America Realizes its Biggest Fear

I guess fear is not the only thing most people fear.  Here is a list of things I think people fear:

  • Lawyers – The truth
  • Politicians – Educated voters
  • Pro Athletes – Time
  • Weekend Athletes – Success
  • Youth sports coaches – Anything in writing
  • Republicans – A coherent platform
  • Reality TV Series – Normal people
  • The dark – The light
  • Journalists – Covering a story with no bias
  • Affirmative Action – The realization its existence is racist
  • President Obama – Americans realize his incompetence exceeds all expectations
  • Landscapers – A fix to illegal immigration
  • IRS – Flat tax
  • Seattle Mariners – Robinson Canoe in five years
  • The Kardashians – Witness protection
  • Liberals – Reality
  • The light – The dark
  • Atheists – God
  • America – A president intent on destroying liberty

It seems America realized that last fear!  While I’m at it.   If guns kill people then

  • Knives stab people
  • Clubs bludgeon people
  • Oceans drown people
  • Cars drive drunk
  • Bridges cause people to jump
  • Pillows suffocate people
  • Pencils make mistakes
  • Computers go to porn sites
  • TV Remotes switch to the football game
  • Santa, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny exists but God doesn’t

I guess that twisted logic makes sense when you stop and think we live in a nation where we vilify success and blame others for failure.

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About Armando Diana

A freelance writer for more than 25 years I covered the political scene in New Jersey which can prepare anyone for national politics. I have no fancy political degrees and I'm definitely not a lawyer - I am a common person who is fed up with politics. I want leaders focused on doing what is right for the country, not for them.
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