Things I trust more than the media….

If anyone still trusts the media I have a bridge in Brooklyn for sale.  The mainstream media has a complete and utter liberal bias which should no longer be questioned.  It has no credibility to anyone who has half a brain.

In fact, I trust the following more than the media:

  • A drink from Bill Cosby
  • A text from Anthony Weiner
  • Donald Trump’s tax returns
  • Bill Clinton alone with a woman in an elevator
  • OJ Simpson showing me his knife collection
  • Hillary Clinton talking about e-mail…well, actually Hillary Clinton talking about anything
  • A ride home from Ted Kennedy
  • George H Bush pledging not to raise taxes
  • George W Bush looking for weapons of mass destruction
  • Jeb Bush in general
  • Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson praying for racial peace
  • Governor Chris Christie directing traffic
  • My grandfather asking me to pull his finger
  • Reality TV
  • Kanye West not interrupting an acceptance speech
  • Governor John Kasich keeping his word
  • Senator Bernie Sanders defending capitalism
  • Baseball umpires making the right call
  • An e-mail from a Nigerian asking for help
  • A Brian Williams news report
  • Dating Taylor Swift and not appearing in a song if we break up
  • Al Gore restricting his carbon footprint while whining about Global Warming
  • A Kardashian being earnest about a topic rather than seeking publicity
  • Miley Cyrus being taken seriously
  • An Atheist believing in anything
  • The fifth dentist caving in and recommending Dentyne
  • Parents staying calm during a youth sports event
  • Good customer service from Verizon or Comcast
  • Obamacare succeeding

About Armando Diana

A freelance writer for more than 30 years I covered the political scene in New Jersey which can prepare anyone for national politics. I have no fancy political degrees and I'm definitely not a lawyer - I am a common person who is fed up with politics. I want leaders focused on doing what is right for the country, not for them.
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1 Response to Things I trust more than the media….

  1. Frank Diana says:

    Very clever? well done

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